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BABY FOR SALE! |
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Due to Fintastique.com
being hosted overseas we can offer babies for sale! We only have just the one at the
moment and he has been on in stock for quite some time. But we can help you build your own
family with not only babies but mums, dads, grand parents and mother in laws. And with our new special celebrity adoption from $20,000 we can kidnap the celebrity of your choice and brainwash them into thinking they are part of your family. Actually we take cold hard cash so no bloody goats or chickens. |
| Tom, a shy but imagative child who with care and attention would make a rewarding addition to any family, $10,000 ONO | |
ORGAN SALES |
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If you don't want a whole person, we also sell spare parts. So if you are not happy with your original internal organs why not upgrade to a super deluxe model. |
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| Valentine Day special heart | Anatomically correct heart | Kidney | Liver |
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OUT OF STOCK |
| \$2,000 | \$20,000 | \$7,000 | \$10,000 |
It can't pump any blood but it looks nice! |
It looks nasty and it works. |
BUY ONE GET ONE FREE |
A very popular Christmas gift |
| Brain | Satsuma | Warped sense of humour |
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| \$50,000 | 20c | \$1 |
Ex NHLI Employee hardly ever used. |
Never leave home without one! |
An essential purchase for enjoying this site. |
| All operations are performed by our untrained but very keen staff under unsanitary conditions and are guaranteed for 30 minutes after the operation. | ||
