Please leave your payment in the Northwest corner of Trafalgar Square (beside the strange statue of a tree in a boat), remember to securely tether your goats and chickens and to protect your turnips otherwise the bloody pigeons will have them.

Delivery of cabbage or spam can be expected within 14 working days of receipt of your order.

As the silly season has started again in London so please do not leave packages unattended. I ended up with mashed turnips everywhere and one poor goat ended up in the Thames. After security forces performed controlled explosions on them. The goat survived the blast but drowned when he landed in the river.