Following the success of Channel 4's program "Big Brother" (where they put 12 people in a house and filmed their interactions. The viewers voting them out one a week until the last one gets £70,000) and the web site where you can spy on them 24 hours a day via various web cam trying to catch them at it at 2 o'clock in the morning.

So I decided to go one better and to cash in on the fact that sex sells. I retrofitted a 3 bed roomed semi in Sidcup with web cams and rented it out to three young ladies who happen to be bisexual nymphomaniacs.

Disappointing, it appears the technician who fitted the web cams was either a complete moron or respected these young ladies privacy placing the cameras in some very stupid places.

So all we can see is that Belinda and Jessica are both incredible messy with clothes strewn everywhere, Natalie seems to have redecorated and we can hazard a guess what breakfast cereal they eat.

I thought Natalie had redecorated her room but today, I learnt the more sinister truth. Police are still questioning Jessica which is proving difficult as she just had her tongue pierced on Saturday so she can’t talk and her handwriting is terrible, fortunately she is a world class charades player.

It appears shortly after moving in Belinda made a pass at Natalie who spurned her with a cutting remark about her fat ankles (Belinda's only flaw). Belinda absolutely flipped and savagely attacked Natalie with an electric egg whisk in Natalie’s room.