"Global fame and web-riches will have to wait until the search engines pick up the phenomena that is fintastique. If only the World knew that a new beacon for the 21st Century had already been lit, and that this awakening .com giant was about to burn all that came before, eclipsing Microsoft, Wal-Mart, McDonalds, TimeWarner-AOL and the rest to become the focal point for people WorldWide wishing to be entertained, informed and supplied. We can only pray that the new order ushered in by your creation will be progressive and benevolent, bringing hope to society of a more spam-centric future."

"The cheque is in the post!"

"I had a quick scout around and all I can say is that you are MAD! Do you hear me? MAD! I say..."

"Ta very much"

"Could this be the worst Web site ever?"

"No we are still waiting for yours"

"By blindly clicking in these boxes, I get to pages such as Sheep of the Week (unforgivably still displaying last weeks sheep)"

"I appreciate your interest in the site but I am concerned you should be interested in such a page does your girlfriend know about this?"

"I would like to complain in the strongest possible terms regarding your feature "Sheep of the Week". Not only it is degrading to sheep its just not funny. You should be ashamed of yourself treating sheep like pieces of meat, they have feelings too!"

"Sorry to burst your bubble but when a sheep is killed technically it becomes a piece of meat."

"Are you dyslexic? No really are you dyslexic?"

"No I just can’t type."

"There is a fine line between genius and madness and this twit can’t even walk in a straight line. He should be wearing a jacket where the sleeves tie up at the back."

"Actually I already wear one of those so I have to type with my toes."