Welcome to the Bloody Desperate Dating Agency

Please answer the following questions as accurately as you can they will help us find your perfect man and will give us a good laugh as well

Financial

My daddy drives...

a porsche

a volvo

a pick up truck

a combine harvester

Appearance

I consider myself to be...

Attractive.

Very attractive.

So hot I can melt a cheese sandwich from 10 paces.

Supermodel standard (multiple stalkers and I change my telephone number once a week.)

Hobbies

I enjoy

Dancing in a muddy field until my knees pop.

Trying to get a stamp from every country in my passport.

Music, but only in nightclubs with speakers under the dance floor.

Reading and avoiding sunlight.

How independent are you?

I left home to have my baby at 14.

I travelled around the world on my own.

I left home after university

I once bought myself a drink.

I met my last boyfriend

At a church meeting.

At a fish and chip shop.

After one drink too many.

While lying in the gutter.

you need a licence to do this sort of thing.

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