Welcome to the Bloody Desperate Dating Agency
Please answer the following questions as accurately as you can they will help us find your perfect man and will give us a good laugh as well
Financial
My daddy drives...
a porsche
a volvo
a pick up truck
a combine harvester
Appearance
I consider myself to be...
Attractive.
Very attractive.
So hot I can melt a cheese sandwich from 10 paces.
Supermodel standard (multiple stalkers and I change my telephone number once a week.)
Hobbies
I enjoy
Dancing in a muddy field until my knees pop.
Trying to get a stamp from every country in my passport.
Music,
Reading and avoiding sunlight.
How independent are you?
I left home to have my baby at 14.
I travelled around the world on my own.
I left home after university
I once bought myself a drink.
I met my last boyfriend
At a church meeting.
At a fish and chip shop.
After one drink too many.
While lying in the gutter.
Unfortunately we are experiencing legal difficulties apparently
you need a licence to do this sort of thing.
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