Welcome to the Bloody Desperate Dating Agency

Please answer the following questions as accurately as you can they will help us find your perfect girl and give us a good laugh as well.

Financial

I work

In my own company.

In the city.

For my dad (but some day all this will be mine).

In a fast food restaurant but I own a ".com" with a silly name.

Appearance

I could be a

Film star.

Catwalk model.

Underwear model.

Balaclava model.

Hobbies

I enjoy

Trying to review every film that comes out.

Sweating profusely while playing sport.

Drinking and swearing profusely while watching others playing sport.

Drinking and fighting while other play or watch sport.

How independent are you?

I still live with my parents.

I left home after university.

I left home at 16.

I had a paper round when I was 5.

I met my last girlfriend

While viewing in Stellavision.

While out of my skull on drugs.

After seeing her picture in a phone box.

While visiting the VD clinic.

you need a licence to do this sort of thing.

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