The paper where you can buy and sell stuff!

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For Sale very large umbrella shaped thing one previous owner and hardly visited £100 Million ONO (anything over a fiver and we'll be happy.)

Want to live in the sky? 15th floor fixer/upper (board across the door, kitchen sink blocked, bathroom sink missing). Would suit someone with no sense of smell, (lift full of piss 5th floor landing smells of fish).

It’s a mess alright, Mile End

For Sale: "Beat the Petrol Crisis by buying a milkfloat 0-20 MPH in 18 seconds, fully charged up only £600 and you can make some of that money back if you can sell 600 pints of milk by next Tuesday

Quite small ads

For Sale 1994 honda civic £400 ONO it has no engine but has a full tank of petrol so a bargain.

Record store owner seeks true love. Please send list of top 5 romantic records, must be in Chicago area.

Wanted plucky Roaster to liberate chickens from farm in north of England.

Flying experience essential

Very small ads.

Very colourful airy apartments in Downtown Washington. Photos available soon.

Wanted Private investigator to find missing daughter must have own 70s wardrobe and be prepared to say "Can you dig it".

Wanted "Fishermen" to sail a boat into very big storm for cinematic purposes. Ex TV doctors and pop stars preferred

Bored?