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The paper where you can buy and sell stuff! |
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For Sale very large umbrella shaped thing one previous owner and hardly visited £100 Million ONO (anything over a fiver and we'll be happy.) |
Want to live in the sky? 15th floor fixer/upper (board across the door, kitchen sink blocked, bathroom sink missing). Would suit someone with no sense of smell, (lift full of piss 5th floor landing smells of fish).It’s a mess alright, Mile End |
For Sale: "Beat the Petrol Crisis by buying a milkfloat 0-20 MPH in 18 seconds, fully charged up only £600 and you can make some of that money back if you can sell 600 pints of milk by next Tuesday |
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For Sale 1994 honda civic £400 ONO it has no engine but has a full tank of petrol so a bargain. |
Record store owner seeks true love. Please send list of top 5 romantic records, must be in Chicago area. |
Wanted plucky Roaster to liberate chickens from farm in north of England. Flying experience essential |
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Very colourful airy apartments in Downtown Washington. Photos available soon. |
Wanted Private investigator to find missing daughter must have own 70s wardrobe and be prepared to say "Can you dig it". |
Wanted "Fishermen" to sail a boat into very big storm for cinematic purposes. Ex TV doctors and pop stars preferred |
