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the year 2033 after two failed attempts to kill the leader of the resistance firstly in
1984 to kill his mother and then in 1994 to kill him while he was still a boy. The
machines tried a different approach. Most of the survivors who formed the resistance came
from rural areas so they decided to eliminate them. Fortunately for mankind only two fragments of early 21st century WebPages survived the nuclear holocaust which strongly influenced their mode of extermination believing a large proportion of the population were engaged in unnatural acts. |
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was designed as the perfect sheep with a great fluffy coat, lovely eyes and a sexy walk.
But she was no ordinary sheep underneath her fluffy exterior was a tough metal
endoskeleton, inside her head was the most powerful CPU yet and beneath her tail was the
ultimate self defence mechanism. Any human interaction would result in amputation of the
offending member. The machines thought KASS (Kill All Sheep Shaggers) would be the perfect tool to exterminate those troublesome country bumpkins so they produced three million of them and sent them back to the year 2000 to rural areas all across the world. Can I just state for the record this is NOT I repeat NOT the plot for T3 (the forth coming terminator movie) as Arnie refused to dress up as a sheep and have people..... |
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Shirley (not his real name) is from Kent. He is a very elusive
sheep and the only picture available is from a fancy dress ball (great costume). Though
outwardly a very social sheep on a recent occasion he was very noticeably absent from a
flock reunion. He gave a last minute excuse and then not a bleat out of him for weeks. I think he over did it with the earrings. |
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Kimberley is from Hertfordshire. Despite being a very social and outgoing sheep, some find her perpetual bleating incredibly annoying and also she can be so stupid even for a sheep. |
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Jessica is from North Wales she has always been a real heartbreaker since she was a little lamb. When she used to jump up and down for no apparent reason and try to run through fences. |
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Flossy is from Cumbria she is active gal and enjoys being chased by dogs and climbing up steep hillsides. Her favorite food is fresh green grass and is partial to rainwater with a dash of heavy cesium. |
