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Welcome to the Gallery a chance to view work by some up and coming artists, criticism by Lord Talky Bollox-Smith. |
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Critique : An immensely dark piece depicting the inner turmoil and anguish faced by us all in the modern world. In particular the artist has shown with his uniform use of colour that every avenue in life is equally bleak and desolate, great use of metaphysical imagery. (I think we should hold back on this one he obviously hasn't long left and we can flog it for twice as much when he's dead.) |
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6 goats or 12 chickens + a turnip for delivery |
Artist : What does metaphysical mean? |
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Critique : Oh yes this is a much more joyful piece, much brighter. Showing the dreams and aspiration we all have, how our path in life is not determined we have fresh start every day. Personally it gives me the feeling of floating through the clouds. |
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8 goats or 16 chickens + a turnip for delivery + two extra turnips for insurance |
Artist : But I haven't started it yet, I was just going to buy some fruit to draw. |
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Critique : A truly original depiction of the beauty of nature how the sun setting into the sea causes not only the water to ripple but the very fabric of the universe. |
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Just a turnip for delivery |
Artist: Actually I think there is something wrong with my camera. |
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Critique : Oh I do like this, another disruptive one. The waves on the lake are so violent that they disrupt not only the reflection of the island but the very island itself. |
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Buy one of the others and get this for free |
Artist: Thanks, the lakeshore was really slippery and I just fell over when I took the picture. |
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Critique : Oh yes, look how the artist has captured the kinetics of Los Angeles the hustle and bustle of a great city. Things are moving so fast that the camera can't quite focus on them. |
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3 goats or 6 chickens + a turnip for delivery |
Artist: Oh it didn't come out I took it out of the window while driving along the freeway. |
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Critique : I can't decide whether he's trying to show the infinite universe or subatomic particles. Whatever, tremendous use of colour giving the work such depth. |
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12 goats or 24 chickens + a turnip for delivery |
Artist: I've worked out how the spray paint works do you want me to draw something? |
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