Well with such a classy name I decided to change the stock so instead of selling cabbage and spam we now sell "Modern Art", flowers, internal organs and a baby.

I managed to pick up this bit of code real cheap, it was written in a millennium bug panic for a world where banks had collapsed and currency was obsolete but the internet was still running, yes an unlikely one.

So we don’t except cash or credit cards;

only goats, chickens and turnips.